Thursday, March 31, 2011

My First English Poem


Rolling back in years
Still left with some fears

Seems like a long way
Memories are not far away

Trying to recall if there are any achievements
Heart is filled with many events

All the knowledge gained - unable to connect
Feel better to share through internet

Humiliated by many
Don't know if i deserve so many

Came with nothing and will go with nothing
Will definitely leave behind something

Always been getting only what I deserve
Never kept anything in reserve

Nice to remember so many events, so far in this birth
Hope will be remembered for a few deeds, after my death

- T.P.Anand, Dubai, 31st March 2011

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Indian Political League (IPL)


Cho Ramswamy, Chief Executive of the IPL convened a press conference today in Chennai to announce the IPL 2009. According to Cho there will be only eight teams in the IPL 2009:

1. Daredevils led by Mamata Banerjee

2. Royal Challengers led by Lalu Prasad Yadav

3. Super Kings led by Rahul Gandhi

4. Knight Riders led by Amar Singh

5. Trend Setters led by Mayawati

6. Hurricane Hunters led by L.K.Advani

7. Duty Lovers led by Manmohan Singh

8. Regional Roarers by Jayalalitha

Each team will be meeting the other teams twice over a period of four weeks and they are allowed to level charges against each other. A panel of experts will examine all the chargers and allot points. The panel of experts will comprise of the following eminent personalities:

Somnath Chatterjee, Bal Thackeray, A.B.Vajpayee, Pranoy Roy and MF Hussain.

Cho further added that being the Chief Executive of the IPL he will have a casting point in case there is a tie between two teams.

The IPL 2009 will be conducted as scheduled for four weeks commencing from 16th May 2009 and by 15th June 2009 we will know who the next Prime Minister of India will be. The Prime Minister of India will then be officially announced by Mrs.Pratibha Patil, President of India.

Barrak Obama the President of United States of America felt that the Law and Order situation in the sub-continent is not very conducive for conducting the IPL 2009 in India. Whilst Cho is very confident that the IPL 2009 can be conducted peacefully in India he has finally agreed to the line of thinking expressed by Obama.

In a dramatic turn of events Cho has surprised the whole world today in the press conference by announcing his decision to host the IPL 2009 in “Mir” the Russian Space Station. While the decision is well received by the Teams and Indian Public it has nevertheless upset Obama as he expected the matches to be played in the United States of America.

The players of all the teams along with the Panel of Experts will be flown to the space station by “Shuttle” and true to its name it will make a few shuttles between the Space Station and various locations in India to transport the teams. Cho has decided to use Shuttle to give badly needed cash flow for NASA and to please Obama.

The IPL is being entirely sponsored by Satyam Computers and Cho is very confident that the additional expenses due to change in venue will be borne by the sponsors. Additional funds are being pumped into Satyam by Tech Mahindra so that the IPL matches can be smoothly held in the space station.

A special arrangement has been made with Sify for all the satelitte TV channels and cable operators to show the matches live. The Indian public can also cast their votes through the Sify outlets which are well spread across the length and breadth of India.

Cho has made several visits to the Chanchalguda Prison in Hyderabad to discuss the financial aspects of conducting the IPL 2009 with Raju. It is learnt through reliable sources that Srini was present during all the meetings though he would prefer the media to believe that the meetings were conducted only by Raju. Cho has also visited Bombay to meet Mr.Anand for the additional funding to be provided by Tech Mahindra.

In a surprise move while closing the Press Meet Cho has announced that the entire proceeds of the IPL 2009 will be given to NASSCOM as there are several million pink slip holders from the IT and ITES Industry who are standing (literally standing outside NASSCOM offices in India) members of the Association.

The Captains of the teams (who are also the owners) have already conducted a public auction and selected players for their teams.

The team members will be announced by the Captains only on 15th May 2009 during the Shuttle flight. Cho has thanked the Russian government for quick support in agreeing to conducting the IPL 2009 in “Mir”. Cho is leaving by a special Russian Aircraft this afternoon to oversee the arrangements in the Russian Space Station.

- T.P.Anand, 12th May 2009 (a humorous thought process – not to offend any individual)

Saturday, March 26, 2011

HOUSE WIFE - THE BEST BUSINESS MANAGER


A housewife is a married woman who takes care of the household and is not employed outside of the home.

In several TV programs I have seen ladies answering the question “what do you do?” – “I am not doing anything, I am a house wife” or “I am just a housewife”. Some of the modern woman say “I am a home maker”. It is not all easy or simple to be a “House Wife”.

Housewife is actually the Queen of the home as she takes care of everything in the house and manages everything on her own. It is an enormous task to be a “house wife” as she has to handle several relationships – children; husband; parents, parents-in-law; brothers and sisters; brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law. She has to do a lot of balancing act and be very tactful and at the same very watchful. She has to cater to the differing demands of different people at home and still be cheerful at all times.

The basics of Business Management talks about Planning, Organising, Motivating and Communicating. A successful Business Manager is one who is very good at these principles of Management. Every “House wife” exhibits these business principles in the day to day life and they actually excel in all of them.

When a girl gets married and migrates to the new house she quickly adapts to the living conditions. I remember the lines from an old tamil song “மனம் இருந்தால் பறவை கூட்டில் மான்கள் வாழலாம் வழி இருந்தால் கடுகுக்குள்ளே மலையை காணலாம்” .

The “House Wife” starts her day much ahead of the others and is the last one to go to bed. She works tirelessly throughout the day and probably relaxes for a short while in the afternoon to take a nap or to watch a TV Programme. The most preferred TV Programme for a “House Wife” is either on Cooking or on Religion. They also find time to learn about the developments in the society and in general news on national and international issues.

The “House Wife” is fully aware of the procedure involved in getting Gas Connection; Telephone Connection; paying bills for Telephone, Electricity, Water, Property Tax, etc. She is familiar with the banking process and is comfortable operating a bank account or to operate a Safety Locker in the Bank.

She takes on the role of a caretaker for the elders at home. She plays the role of a teacher for her children. She plays the role of an advisor for her husband. She remembers the birthdays of all the family members. She remembers the nakshatram, gothram, rasi, etc., of every member of the family. She takes care of every single member of the family and meticulously plans every activity at home. “உண்ணும் அழகை பார்த்திருப்பாயே, உறங்க வைத்தே விழித்திருப்பயே, கண்ணை இமைபோல் காத்திருப்பாயே”

In her busy schedule of taking care of so many relationships some times (many a times) she forgets to look after herself. I am reminded of some of the classic lines of tamil film songs – “வாழை போல தன்னை தந்து த்யாகி ஆகலாம்” “உறுகி ஓடும் மெழுகை போல ஒளியை வீசலாம்”.

The house wife is the epitome of “multi tasking”. The toughest role that the house wife plays is that of a “wife”. The great “Kannadasan” wrote in one of the old tamil films “”வேரென நீ இருந்தாய் அதில் நான் வீழ்ந்து விடாதிருந்தேன்” “என் தேவையை யார் அறிவார் உன்னை போல் தெய்வம் ஒன்றே அறியும்”. These two lines of Kannadasan sums up the relationship of husband and wife and highlights the great role that a wife plays in the life of a man.

I feel a “House Wife” is the best business manager as she has all the qualities that are required for a good business manager. I feel every business should hire a “house wife” as their business unit head. I do not know how many “house wife” are ready to leave the home and start taking care of a business. If the “House Wife” cannot come and play the role of business manager then it is better that business managers learn a few lessons from the “House Wife”

As business managers if we can emulate what our mother, wife, sisters do at home then we can be very successful at work. They are the best examples to learn all management principles. The “House Wife” demonstrates excellent time management skills; Organising skills; motivation; excellent communication skills; multi-tasking; people management skills; leadership qualities; budgetary control; internal audit; accounting; finance…. basically “A to Z”of business management.

Every “House Wife” should feel proud of being a “Home Maker”.

T.P.Anand
Dubai, U.A.E.
18th July 2010

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Power of "C" in Chennai


Chennai is my hometown and is a wonderful city. I was thinking what all we can link to this famous city Chennai and realised that the letter C is associated not only with the name of the city but also with all the things that are famous in Chennai.

This is what I call as the Power of "C".

Chennai is associated with, famous and well known for the following C's:

Carnatic Music: The Music Festival in Chennai during December is world famous and people come from all parts of the world to listen to the Maarghazhi Mahotsavam. Carnatic Music concerts are held at several places in Chennai during December and all the Sabhas and auditoriums are full during the Music Season.

Coffee: The filter coffee that you get in chennai is very famous. We have very popular brands of coffee powder in Chennai, viz., Leo Coffee & Narasu's Coffee which have been in existence for over 50 years.

Car Makers: Chennai is known as the Detroit of India. We have three world famous companies making Cars in Chennai, viz., Ford, Nissan and Hyundai. These Car Makers have also given room for hundreds of Automobile Spare Parts and Components manufacturers.

Cinema: Chennai was the hub for all the south indian language films like Tamil, Telugu, Kannada and Malayalam. The number of studios has come down drastically but still Kodambakkam in Chennai is world famous for movies and is popularly known as Kollywood. Cinema is something which people of chennai love. Cinema stars have played a major role in politics as well. Annadurai, Karunanidhi, MGR, Jayalalitha, Sivaji Ganesan, Vijayakanth, Cho Ramaswamy have all come into politics from the Cine field.

Cricket: Every citizen of Chennai loves Cricket. The Famous Chepauk Statdium (another "C") has played the host for some of the memorable matches in the past. Cricket is the most popular sport in Chennai for the last several decades.

Clubs: There are a variety of Clubs in Chennai. Gymkhana, Boat Club, Cosmopolitan, Presidency, MRC, Mylapore Club and many more are located at every strategic part of the City. All these Clubs promote various social activities and sports and are thronged by people of all walks of like and all age groups.

Culture: Chennai has maintained and preserved the social culture. Chennai has always accepted migrants from different parts of the Country but retained its Cultural values and continues to be conservative. Chennai has grown over the years into a loveable, liveable Metropolitan City with a cosmopolitan outlook but preserved its deep rooted culture. Even today there are a variety of Cultural programmes that are held in Chennai all around the year.

Colleges and Schools: Chennai is very famous for the Colleges and Schools. People come from different parts of the world to study in these Colleges, Schools and Institutions. There are also plenty of Coaching Centres (again another "C") in Chennai for different courses like CA, ICWAI and also for competitive exams like the GRE, GMAT, CAT, etc.

Coovum River: Last but not the least Coovum River in Chennai is also very famous. The Governments (both Central and State) have done a smart thing by using the land adjacent to Coovum River for the Railway Project. If they clean up the Coovum River then Chennai will become more wonderful and enjoyable to live.

Sunday, March 20, 2011

HARIYUDAN NAAN - FINALE


Hariyudan Naan - yaar antha naan? At the end of the mega finale which was held in Sheikh Rashid Auditorium in Indian High School in Dubai we found out the answer to this question. Instead of Naan it was actually Naangal as the Judges selected one female and one male singer. Ravishankar and Lakshmi ended up as the joint winners of this one year old show. The first runner up was Sharanya and the Second Runner up was Gopalakrishnan.


Kartik was voted by viewers through SMS and received highest number of votes though the Judges eliminated him after the second round.


The Grand Finale was started at 6.45 p.m. and ended at 11.45 p.m. It was 5 hours of non-stop entertainment and the entire audience was glued to their seats throughout the show. It was a fantastic event and was very well directed and conducted. Hats off to Director of the show Ms.Subhashree Thanikachalam.

Chinmayee took on the role of Vijay Aadhiraj and compered the Grand Finale.

The evening started with a chorus sung by all the Seven Finalists - Niranjan, Ravishankar, Kartik, Gopalakrishnan, Lakshmi, Sharanya and Bhargavi.

Chinmayee then entertained the audience with two great hits Maiya Maiya and Kilimanjaro. Anush gave the male voice support for the Kilimanjaro song. Anush was specially invited by Hariharan to play the keyboard for the finals.


Sharath then rendered a classical malayalam song which was composed and sung by him last year for which he won the Kerala State Award. His singing was simply superb and extraordinary. The Audience gave him a huge round of applause.James Vasanthan said Sharath is a "Asuran" in singing and composing. James could have better described Sharath as the "Chackravarthy" as "Asuran" is always linked to evil.

Hariharan then came on stage to entertain the audience by rending three songs - viz., Nenjukkul peithidum vaanmazhai; Nilavu paattu nilavu paattu and the great Amitabh Hit - Rang Barusae beege chunaruvaali rang barusae. He wished Happy Holi to all the audience (I do not understand why he chose to sing that song and also wish Happy Holi to a Tamil Audience - may be a national integration effort).

The First Round of the Grand Finale was "Performance Round".
Kartik was the first to sing and he chose "Uyirin Uyire" and sang really well.


Lakshmi chose the song "Who's the Hero who's the hero kaakka vandha vaathiyaaro". She did a splendid job.


Niranjan selected a difficult song "mazhai thuli mazhai thuli mannil sangamam". He handled the song very well.


Bhargavi made a wrong selection and rendered "aiyo pathikichi pathikichi o o penne". This song ensured her elimination from the first round and made the choice for the Judges very easy and simple.


Gopalakrishnan selected "urvasi urvasi take it easy urvasi" and did well.


Sharanya chose the A.R.Rahman hit "konjam nilavu konjam neruppu ondraaga saernthaal enthan degam". She sang exceptionally well.


Ravishankar sang "thathai thathai" from Manmadan. He sang this song with total ease and did a very good job of it.

At the end of the first round the Judges announced the elimination of Bhargavi.

Ranjit came and rendered two songs - "raja raja rocket raja" from Siruthai and the remix "ennoda raasi nalla raasi" from mappillai.

The second round was a medley round wherein the six participants were to sing a few songs (due to time constraints it was kept at 2 - 3 songs instead of 5 songs).

Lakshmi started the round very well with some excellent P.Suseela numbers like "thamizhukku amudendru paer"; "pon ezhil poothathu pudhu vaanil" and "kattodu kuzhal aada aada". These are very soothing melodies of the great P.Suseela and Lakshmi handled the medley exceptionally well.

Kartik was the second to perform with two songs "ennai vittaal yaarum illai kanmaniye unn kai thazhuva" and "chinna chinna kannanukku". I felt he could have chosen some other songs for the medley.

Sharanya chose Ilayaraja hits "edhedho ennam valarthen"; "pani vizhum iravil nanaindhadhu nilavu" and "kalai thendral paadi varum raagam pudhu raagam".

Niranjan chose S.P.B. Hits and sang "aval oru navarasa naadagam"; "mandram vantha thendralukku manjam vara ennam illaiyo" "thaen sindhudhe vaanam" "Idayam oru kovil adhil udhayam oru paadal".

Ravishankar chose Yesudas hits and sang "poo maalai vaangi vandhaal pookkal illaiye"; "uravugal thodarkadai unarvugal sirukadhai" and "unnidam mayangugiren". He did an exceptionally good job and the third song "unnidam mayangugiren" really made the audience spell bound.

Gopalakrishna sang "mazhaiyum neeye veyyilum neeye" from Azhagan and "aen pennendru pirandhai" from Love Today. I felt he could have chosen some other songs.

I was expecting Gopalakrishnan to be eliminated after the second round but to the surprise of several people in the audience Kartik was eliminated by the Judges.

The Third and Final Round was then open for the remaining five singers to render challenging songs.

Lakshmi started the final round with the great all time hit of L.R.Easwari "pattathu raani paarkum paarvai vetrikku thaan ena enna vendum". He sang very well and kept the tempo very well throughout the song.

Niranjan selected the Balamurali Krishna hit song "oru naal podhumaa". He sang exceptionally well and gave a real threat to the other contestants with this number.

Sharanya chose the great all time hit of P.Suseela "Naalai entha velai paarthu odi vaa nilaa". It is a very nice melody of the great legend P.Suseela and Sharanya really sang well.

Gopalakrishnan chose the Hariharan hit number "kaadal theendave - udaya udaya unarugiren". He sang very well but I felt he could have chosen some other song.

Ravishankar then came and sang the great super hit song from Bale Pandiya "neeye unakku endrum nigaraanavan". He handled the song exceptionally well and got the maximum applause from the audience during the song. Once he finished singing the song the audience clapped for almost three minutes non-stop. He was emotionally moved by the applause and standing ovation. I have heard this song being sung in several competitions and programmes but I have never heard anybody sing like Ravishankar with such perfection and ease. It was a fantastic performance.

Hariharan said there is a twist in the story and instead of selecting one winner they have decided to select two. Ravishankar and Lakshmi were chosen as the joint winners of the Hariyudan Naan competition.

The moral of the story is "knowledge of carnatic music and training in classical music is extremely important and essential to become a good singer". Both Ravishankar and Lakshmi have been learining carnatic music and that has helped them a great deal to grasp the tips given by the Judges over the last one year.

I have watched several live shows in my life and this 5 hour show in Dubai for the Grand Finale for Hariyudan Naan will remain as one of the greatest shows seen by me.